Slicker's Quotes

Quotes


What the hell are quotes?

Well, quotes are (mostly) funny lines at the end of an e-mail. The quotes that I often use are these:

  • There isn't right or wrong, only fun or boring.
  • Mess with the best, die like the rest.
  • Life isn't too short, death's just real long.
  • Does anyone really read quotes?
  • Unox the worst operating system. (= only Dutch people understand this one)
  • Be careful out there...
  • Don't like my IQ? FUH Q!
  • If Linux doesn't have the solution, you've got the wrong problem.
  • Computers are like airconditioners; open Windows and they stop working.
  • Why do we need horror movies, when we have Microsoft?
  • In Linux we trust (and for the rest we pay)
  • Like blue? Install Windows...

    • There are no copyrights on quotes I think, so you can use them!

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